An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if […]

*You try to enter your password on the microwave.
* You now think of three espressos as “getting wasted.”
* You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
* You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
* Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
* […]

>There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
>If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
>Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
>My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade […]