You Know You are a Computer Geek when…

*You try to enter your password on the microwave.
* You now think of three espressos as “getting wasted.”
* You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
* You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
* Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
* You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
*You didn’t give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page.
*The concept of using real money, instead of internet shopping, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
*Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags off your computer desk.
*Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
*You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
*You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
*Your idea of being organized is keeping ‘My Documents’ defraged.
*You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
*You think a “half-day” means leaving at 5 o’clock.
*You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
*You’ve made your family pics into icons so you can spend time with them
*Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom
*Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what
she looks like
*You have thought up about 100 smiles more clever than
*Co-workers have to email you about the fire alarm to get you out of the building
*Every night you tell yourself you will not eat tomorrow’s meals with a fork in one hand and a mouse in the other
*You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one
*You see a good web design and still have to change it
*You feel sea-sick and light headed when you finally take those reading glasses off and try to stand up.
*You dream in HTML
*You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com
*Monday has become your favourite day, back to your free PC with broadband too.
*Friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 ; U reply “Yeah, I had V5, but it was full of bugs!”
*You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading
*Your holiday was ruined … there was no internet café in town
*You take lunch in your office snacking with your chat friends .
*You find u can still get butterflies in your stomach … the thought of seeing your PC again after your holiday/vacation
*You have prayers said everytime your PC dies.
*You ask your doctor to implant a gigabyte in your brain.
*Youdream of coming back as a cyborg.
*The remote to the T.V. is missing…and you don’t even care.
*You’re amazed to find out spam is a food
*You’ve sat 2 inches in front of your screen with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors
*You have owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for
*You’ve spent consecutive Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings programming a computer
*You refer to your age as 2.x
*Your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight